A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"
One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change.
Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"
The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the x."
More advanced story:
A constant function and ex are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So ex follows him and asks why the hurry.
"Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says ex, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
ex: "Hi, I'm ex"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"
Interesting jokes...copied from a note tagged by a friend in facebook...just want to share it here. Have fun reading it...
5 comments:
Wao ....
This just for 3.925 student to understand de ... hahahaha
Differential operator is a destroyer keep differentiate ppl till become 0...but cant destroy e to x...==
zhi yong...dis is a joke for every1 who learn math la.just dono why so many ppl cant get it...aih.imran n jia yee oso dun understand...sienz...
mr andrew ff...actually for the 2nd joke,the differential op. is d/dy, so e to x is a constant 2 him, so in the end e to x wil become 0 also.hehe!
I know liao ....
because not in Chinese so difficult for me to understand...
hehehehehe
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